Jeff's Best Effort:

Here's a little ditty I wrote to sway the vote....:

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jeff,
Poor city boy, naming sheep ain't in his head.
Then one day he was on the 'net for fun,
And up popped a pic of ol' Yellow 21....
Well the next thing ya know ol' Jeff's a-spoutin' names,
Joe, Max and Spike kinda thought he went insane.
Said "On the farm is the place you outta be"
So they stuck him in a box, shipped him off to Misery.....
(that's southern for Missouri. That's my story and I am sticking to it)
I'll finish the rest after I win! Hee hee hee :p