Friday, October 21, 2005

Oh, Wendy:

First of all let me say that I still think my sheep name MUSHMELLO is brilliant. But just in case you were not totally swayed by my sheep naming abilities I have gotten on the Ball and come up with a few more.

1.Cotton ball...okay its been done before.
2.Matzo ball...is she jewish?
3.Moth ball...is she insect repellent?
4.Meatball...will she become one?
5.Pingpong ball...is she athletic?
6.Furball...does she look anything like what your cat might yack up?
7.Snot ball... does she have allergies?
8.golf ball...does she have a handicap? Okay,this is just a few to get you started.

As far as the other people who are trying to come up with noble and dignified names, I say humbug. Sheep eat,poop and baa. I think snot ball is a fine name for a sheep!
10/13/2005 5:38 PM

Ohmmmm.....I have decided to meditate and become one with the sheep.Our minds have converged,and now I can say without a doubt that the sheep wants her name to be MUSHMELLO. So please get with the program and give her the name her heart yearns for! And I will give you a few other names she toyed with.

1.WHACHAMACALLIT
2.SNUFFALUFFAGUS
3.PUFFALUFFAGUS
4.FLUFFALUFFAGUS
5.CREAM OF SHEEP
6.CREAMPUFF7.Q-TIP
8.SUGARLUMP
9.DANDELION OR DANDELIONDEW
10.DINGLEBERRY
11.BUTTERBEAN
12.TINKYWINKY
10/13/2005 7:35 PM

Then she got a little nervous:
Oh no! I made a big mistake. Please forgive the previous entry with the name Butterbean. I totally forgot about your sensitivity to the dreaded B-names.I have some Benadryl if you need it.I wouldnt want you to break out in a rash lol.

And this was my reply:
Oh Wendy,So many names! You sure are giving this your all (or would that be, ball?) I, um, really don't know how to put this politely, so I'll just come right out and say it. Honey, are you on medication?

P.S. Wendy! Benadryl starts with a B!

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